Last updated: [03/07/2025]

Welcome to the mushy moss underworld of The Sarcastic CareCats. We don’t like creeps, so we protect your data like a swamp dragon guards their glitter stash. Here’s how we handle your info, swamp-style:

🐾 What We Collect (and Why)

We collect only what we need to:

Let you access cool stuff (like downloadable printables, community spaces, or newsletter sign-ups)

Make your swampy experience smoother than Sasspresso’s coffee

See what’s working and what’s just moss (analytics)

Stuff may include:

Your name (if you give it)

Your email address (only if you bless us with it)

Swamp interaction data (what you clicked on, how long you lurked, etc.)

🔒 No Selling. No Creeping. No Weirdness.

We don’t sell your info.

We don’t stalk you.

We don’t whisper your secrets to the swamp frogs (even if they beg us).

🍪 Cookies? Yes, but the digital kind.

We use cookies (not the chocolate chip kind, sorry) to:

See if our website actually loads

Track which pages you visit (anonymously, like a polite ghost)

Improve the Swamp™

You can disable cookies in your browser, but things might look weird and broken. Like Doompaws on a Monday.

🤝 Third-Party Tools

We may use trusted services like:

Google Analytics

Patreon / Redbubble / Discord links

These have their own policies. We picked them because they weren’t shady.

📨 Contact & Deletion Requests

Want to see what we have on you? Want it wiped like a mossy slate?

Email us, and we’ll treat your data like your therapist would: respectfully and confidentially.