Last updated: 03/07/2025

Because even emotional glitter needs boundaries.

🌿 Digital Products = No Refunds

Our PDFs don’t grow mold, break in the mail, or arrive late.

But because they’re instantly downloadable, we can’t offer returns or refunds.

Please read the descriptions, breathe deeply, and double-check before you click buy.

We trust your inner adult swamp creature.

📥 Download Access

You’ll get your workbook right after payment is completed.

If something goes wrong (like tech gremlins or accidental void-swimming), email us.

We don’t bite. Usually.

🐾 Personal Use Only

All downloads are for your personal swamp journey.

That means:

✖ No sharing

✖ No reselling

✖ No uploading to weird AI training farms

✔ Yes to crying on the pages

✔ Yes to printing them for yourself or your snail therapist

📦 Physical Products (when available)

Some items may be handmade by moody cats. Imperfections = character.

We pack everything with care and existential dread. If your package arrives damaged, let us know.

💸 Taxes & Currency

Prices are listed in EUR (€), excluding applicable taxes or fees.

We are not responsible for spontaneous currency crises, emotional spending, or swamp capitalism.

✨ Final Note

This shop is powered by trauma-informed whimsy, sarcasm, and stubborn hope.

Respect the work. Respect each other. Respect the swamp.